Reblog this, and I will…
Write your URL down, put it in a jar and put them places over the summer. <3
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.
holy shit that’s really rad
(via puppy-sized-elephants)
I’ve been standing ALL damn day this is perfect especially after they ha me put away like 50 carts of stuff #cashierprobz
all my followers need to know who this is
this makes me die a little inside.
missed by millions
aw this picture
(Source: thevaulthunter, via heartless)
Being a bitch doesn’t make me a better cashier. Being a cashier makes me a better bitch.
(Source: disneydork92)
do not shove your money at me before i scan your items
do not throw your money on the belt
do not dump fifty coins into my hand without counting it first
do not ~jokingly~ yank your money out of my reach - you are not cute you are not funny i would punch you in the throat if i wouldn’t get fired
do not expect me to talk to you if you are on the phone
do not ask me about my love/sex/dating life
do. not. touch. me.
i’m not asking. don’t fucking do these things. just don’t.
Amen.
hey I just met you, and this is crazy but follow me on Instagram ( holleyyywood93 ) and I’ll follow you back maybe ;)
follow me on instagram :) holleyyywood93
(Source: laundryfreshskars, via legolassie)
| Situation 1 | |
| Me: | Hi, how are you? |
| Costumer: | I'm good, yourself? |
| Situation 2 | |
| Me: | Hi, how are you? |
| Costumer: | *grunts* |
| Situation 3 | |
| Me: | Hi, how are you? |
| Costumer: | Yes. |
| Me: | Okay. |
| Situation 4: | |
| Me: | Hi, how are you? |
| Costumer: | |
| Me: | |
| Costumer: | |
| Me: | ok. |
(Source: tuckedbeforenoon, via holleylollipop)
